What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 01:10
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Yes sir it is.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
What is something you have to share?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.